joke post

Hey guys, I figured that since I didn't have much time I'd just tell you a few jokes to entertain you for the next 5 mins or so.

Joke#1 ( a lil' bit dirty, so if you think you're clean, then you can skip it )

What did the penis say to the condom?
-- " Cover me... I'm going in !"

Joke#2

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: your sense of humor..

Joke#3

Wife: Give me some money. I want to buy a bra.
Husband: Why? You have nothing to put in it!
Wife: Well, You wear shorts!

Joke#4

Wife: I just lost ten pounds!
Husband: Turn around, I think I found them.

Joke#5

Why do farts stink?
So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Oh well, that's about enough jokes for the day. Vote for which joke is the funniest in the poll on the left. xD

till next time peeps,
darren khoo signing off.
PS. wish me luck for exams :)

it's that time

gosh, this blog seems ancient. Can't remember the last time I took some time to write here. Yeah so, it's like mid-July and I guess this is where the pressure heats up. Exams are drawing close, important events are happening and I'm stuck in between what I should choose. For example, MU is training today ( I missed it :( ) and they are playing against Malaysia XI tomorrow which I'm also gonna miss. My church is having LOUD! '09 next Sunday which lucky for me I'm going. Then there's movie fiesta on Sunday night. Yeah cool all the activities sounds nice but....
ExaMs!!!
Oh my gosh... I have BK trials this Sunday, pre-trials two weeks from now, trials after that and post trials AFTER THAT !.. not to mention gerak gempur AFTER THAT! OMG! How la?? form 5 exams sucks.. too many, too little time. I have even studied shit. How am I possibly gonna survive? *sobbing*
Try to think of the positives yeah? hmm... nah can't think of any. Oh well, let me think of the happy moments. Errr, my band practice is coming along pretty well. We've been practicing quite abit ( although we've put it on hold for now ) and I really think we're making progress. We might be posting some of 'em practices on youtube soon so you can go check it out.
Anyways, I'm kinda excited about Loud'09. I'm anticipating alot of blockbuster stuff this year. Go check out the promotional video on youtube.. just type " DUMC LOUD'09 "...
Oh by the way, did you guys check out Transformers 2?? Phew! it was awesome man. It had everything, from superb robot combats to hot chicks walking around in towels. xPxP
Megan Fox? HAWT !! All that rubbish about her being a guy is pure and utter nonsense. I mean, if you have watched the movie.. how can you possibly tell me that she's not hot? especially at the start where she's on the motorbike and where she changes clothes to that white gown. WHOA!!! HAWT !!! jealous la Shia get to make out with her and all. I guess people like me were meant to watch people like them make out. x)
anyways.. I don't have time now. Hope to see y'all soon. I hope MU plays well tomorrow and Owen bags a few goals. I'm sorry Malaysia, but GO MAN U !!!

-darren khoo
signing off

What a weekend !

phew! whats up fellas... ahh long time no see. anyway, yeah it has been a weekend that I just had to share it with you. Well, it started on Saturday having to wake up at 6 in the morning to go to school. I had a futsal championship to win but sadly enough it had to rain after the first round. ( it's a knockout tournament ) We advanced to the second round but it was delayed because of the rain. Oh well, the rain continued and it ended up being postponed to the following Saturday. -huge sigh-
moving on, I came back around 1, had 20 minutes to get ready and leave for youth church. Had the enormous privilege to watch my cg member, Dianne lead worship for the first time. haha, that was kinda cool.
Came back at 5.15 and of course the moment i've been waiting for for so long. The KK CF MUSICAL !!!!
We had our last minutes practices and the time finally came. Let's start off with praise and worship. Well it was my first time so yeah I was a LITTLE nervous about it. But seriously, I thought it was quite good. Overall I mean, with the whole band and everything. Praise the Lord for that !
Next, the drama of course. First of all, let me just say if you weren't there to catch it then I have one thing to say....
"I'm SORRY !!!"
'cause the drama was AWESOME ! SUPERB ! FANTASTIC ! I'm running outta superlatives here. I mean seriously, it was really really great. Not just my opinion, the others ( crew and cast ) also said so and most importantly the audience said so. All and I do mean all that were there said that everything was phenomenal from the emcee-ing to the praise and worship to the drama and short sermon and altar call. Phew ! I really can't describe how awesome it was. Anyway, I think someone video taped it so you should be able to check it out on youtube or something. I'll tell you the site when I get the details. So yeah, everything went well, every detail.. ahhhh I'm so proud of myself and the rest for pulling off such a great event. We all celebrated late into the night after that until about 1am plus. I mean who can blame us? We've been doing this since like 2-3 months ago so yeah I thought it was worth the hysteria celebrations.
So as you can see, I literally spent the whole day out. I dropped dead when I reached home. Gosh you don't know how 'em contact lenses hurt after wearing them for literally 20 hours straight. Friendly advise, sleep enough and try not to wear contacts for too long... ( speaking from experience now ) xPxP
Sunday now, went for celebration. Half-dead during the sermon after yesterday's fiestas. Had 2 hours of bible knowledge class after that where we were watching a movie called "'Paul of Tarsus' or something like that. It wasn't really nice but oh well I guess it helps in the exams. kinda funny though.
Oh and speaking of movies, I've just asked my dad to download the movie 'The Exorcist' from the late 70's or 80's I'm not sure. Apparently based on the review I get from family and friends, it's like the No.1 scariest movie of all time. Ahhh!! I can't wait to watch it.
By the way, report card day is next Saturday. Gosh I wonder what my teachers are gonna say about me. Moreso the fact that my studies are deteriorating by the minute. SPM is in about 150 days just in case you didn't know. 150 days !!! Gosh !!!
anyway i gtg now, too much time blogging...
--till the next one peeps
darren khoo signing off

Just about up

Hmmm... 2 weeks? what kinda holiday period is that? I mean it's already up. Today is the last day if you exclude the weekends of course. -sigh- that's the price you pay for having too much fun. At least I still have 3 more days to go. I'm having movies tonight with friends, FCS2 tomorrow, and a trip to KL with Kai Xiang and Edwin on Sunday. I think that's not a bad way to end your holidays.
Ahh.. let's review whats been happening. Have been watching movies, loads of them. Did I mention National Treasure both 1 and 2 are great. Gosh I love Diane Kruger. Another movie is Van Wilder, its quite old but seriously very nice. Tara Reid, you really gotta check her out in that movie. xPxP
moving along.. There's this song "Salvation is here" by Hillsong United. I knew the song, I just didn't know how could it was. I'm kinda addicted to it now and I'm learning the base part of this song. The solo base is really cool, go check it out on youtube.
You guys know about the song by plain white T's 1,2,3,4 ? What do you think if a guy plays that song for a girl? A little but too cliche? Then again, the word cliche was made for a reason. So yeah, I've learned the song chords and I thought maybe... just maybe. haha
So, into the sports world for abit. In case you don't already know, Cristiano Ronaldo is off to Madrid. It's about time MU cash in on him. I don't really like his attitude. And congrats to Fedex for finally getting his French title. Nadal for Wimbledon !!
Back closer to home. I'm having or rather my school CF is having the Friends Musical Play next Saturday and I'm sure it's bound to be a blast. So come and watch us at New Life Church and I bet you're in for a treat.
Ahh, I have to mention.. that I've seriously not studied at all during this 2 week period. I feel so bad and guilty seeing as SPM is in like what 5 months??? Gosh, I can still remember myself saying " SPM is still in 2 years time, relax don't worry" right after receiving my PMR results. How fast time has passed. -sigh-
Had add maths and history work to do during the holidays along with the other work given which I did not touch at all.
--thats all for now..
darren khoo signing out

All Over

3 things. Teacher's Day performance is over!! Mid-term exams are over !!!! Manchester United's reign as European champions are over!!!!!
Okay we'll take it one step at a time. First up is the performance. Oh well, based on the feedback I got, I think everything went well. The only downside to it was where my partner Kai Xiang's guitar wasn't loud enough. Come to think of it, no one actually heard his guitar. -sigh- If only this mishap didn't happen it really would have been a great performance. Anyway, it's a learning lesson we will move forward with. Oh and it was a nice feeling to play the song and have the whole crowd (including the teachers!!) sing it with you. Moreover, the two flowers really sparked things up !
haha. Yeah overall I guess it was great, seeing as it was my first performance in front of a really big and tough crowd.
We're moving on... finally mid-terms are over !! yeah! I think I did relatively okay this term. I didn't really study much except probably for add math. I did receive two papers back. I got an A1 for math and a very sad B3 for Bio. Gosh, I really gotta buck up on Bio to have any chance of getting into med school... really ! Anyway, yeah mid-terms are done with and here come the holidays !
Last but not least, how could Manchester United lose to Barcelona 2-0 ?!?!
I'm not saying Barcelona don't deserve it 'cause they really battered ManU, totally and utterly outplaying them, but 2-0?? -sigh- I as a Manchester United fan am really disappointed with the team performance and I bow before the best team in the world, Barcelona CF.
Let me evaluate MU's performance by player based on my view..
-Van Der Sar
Did well, made a few good saves to keep Manchester United in the game. Probably Man U's best player on the night.
-John O'Shea
did his job but didn't really offer much of an attacking option for the team.
-Rio Ferdinand
Way below what he is capable of. Not controlling enough in the box and no leadership.
-Nemanja Vidic
Utterly poor game. This one goes together with the Liverpool game where I have never seen him play so badly. He was one of the reason's that Eto' managed to score the first goal. Sloppy defending at crucial moments.
-Patrice Evra
Had his game plan of stopping Messi totally wrecked after the Argentine maestro was deployed in the middle of the midfield. Hardly sparked anything down the left flank.
-Park JiSung
Didn't bring anything to the game at all apart from the 2nd minute when he almost scored. Literally invisible at times and a real disappointment.
-Anderson
I felt he was really of no use in the game. He was actually deployed in midfield to run his socks off chasing the likes of Andres Iniesta and Xavi but seriously? I don't understand how he could have just let Iniesta run pass him as though he wasn't even there and that led to the first and crucial goal.
-Ryan Giggs
Probably one of MU's better players. Then again, no vision with the ball and no ideas sparking when those were the key elements needed. My idol failed me miserably.
-Wayne Rooney
I think he was one of MU's worse off players, giving away the ball too cheaply on numerous occasion and not imposing himself in the game. Indecisive at times and not offering much of an attacking option although he did get a few chances himself.
-Michael Carrick
Not enough pinpoint passing that he usually does. Didn't take control of the game and lost the midfield battle to Iniesta and Xavi completely. Never did look like running the midfield at all that day.
-Cristiano Ronaldo
Selfish at times but looking at the way the other MU players were doing, I don't really blame him for using the ball himself. Wasn't his day as Messi won the battle of the 'best player in the world'.

I won't give you the details for the subs ( Berbatov, Scholes and Tevez ) as you can see 2-0 doesn't say much about them. I guess it was the wrong tactics by Fergie this time, such a waste. Don't worry we'll get another stint at it next year ! Sorry if I've been a little critical up there..
Yeah, enough of football for me for the season, only left with the FA Cup Final tomorrow. Oh and just so you didn't know, the French Open is on now and I'm supporting Rafael Nadal all the way for a 5th consecutive Roland Garros title.
Mmmm.... Basketball East and West conference are also on with the scores tied at 2-2 and 2-1 respectively ( last time I checked ). Last but not least, Jenson Button won the latest track event at the french grid. Looks like Mclaren and Ferrari are going down the drain this year.
That's about the latest news in sports I know. Heading for a new day tomorrow, so I guess I'll be seeing ya'll again soon.
till the next one peeps,
darren khoo signing off

P.S. I'm starting that D.O.T.A. game now. I know how much I criticised it before but yeah I'm trying it now. I'm not a hypocrite! So yeah that's all. See ya..

What is to come ahead?

Heya fellas...
First of all, "I told you so!" Manchester United were gonna make it into the final. I never really had a doubt about it and quite frankly I don't think any of the players did. Like Patrice Evra said and I quote, " It was like 11 men against 11 babies". He couldn't have said it any better, sorry to all you Arsenal fans. I wasn't correct on the other match, that I really pity 'em Chelsea fans. Then again, a Barcelona v ManchesterUnited match is a dream Champions League final come true. Ronaldo versus Messi, haha battle of the football gods. Anyway, we'll see how that pends out in a couple of weeks time.
So, with the Champions League final to look forward to, what else in life seems interesting nowadays? Seriously, nothing much.. my social life is going into bits. More so the fact that I have that three week long exams to enjoy starting Tuesday ( what actually am I doing blogging then?!?! ). There's the CF drama play on the 30th, FCS2 on the 31st, Teacher's Day performance ( dunno when ) and futsal match-ups within the month. So yeah, May has quite a few promising events in store. But really, all my attention is on the mid-term exams ( so I say ) and I really hope I get above average results. Any C's would really kill me. At least a B4 yeah? ( that's bad enough already )
Oh and my school organized a trip to Taylor's the other day. It was a cool and learning experience at the same time kinda fun too. In case you didn't already know, I'm planning to indulge myself into the medicine field ( that's after watching 5 seasons of Grey's Anatomy ), but there's also that hint of interest in engineering. Taylor's provide more of an engineering kinda course than meds ( i'm not that sure they even provide for meds ) so I don't see myself actually studying there but it was nice to see how college lifestyle looks and feels like. I also met quite a number of my ex-seniors.
My mom has been bugging me about this National University of Singapore thing which quite frankly seems good according to her. It's positioned in the top 30 or something like that in the list of overall rankings of unis across the globe, so I guess it must be pretty good. It's hard to get in though, probably need to score like straight A1s to have a chance to get in. -sigh- ( straight A1s.... what a dream that would be )
It seems many of my friends like engineering, only a handful opting for medicine and law. I guess we'll wait and see how that all works out in a year's time. I probably should put it to rest for now. Too much planning makes me nervous and tired so yeah I think that'll be a good idea.
It's time for the Manchester derby now... I promise I'll study right after the match... :)
Till the next one people, it's me saying goodbye !
--darren khoo signing off

P.S. Grey's Anatomy and House seems to be the best Tv shows ! Go Lexi Grey !!! xP

All English Finals?

Hey people. It's April 28th. It's also the eve of the first semi-final clash of the 2008/2009 Champions League between Barcelona CF and Chelsea FC at the Nou Camp. I bet you football fanatics can't wait to get it started. I'm not a fan of neither both of the teams but I myself can't wait for it. Manchester United are playing Arsenal the following day at Old Trafford, now that I really can't wait to watch. So you guys watching the match at 2.30am? Better not miss it!
Honestly speaking, I have a feeling Chelsea are gonna make it through along with Manchester United. We'll have an all English finals, not to mention a repeat of last year's final. So I guess we'll just wait for it to pend out and see what happens.
Anyway, let's talk about something alot closer to home. Lately, there's been this fuss and commotion about prom 2009 for SMKKK and seriously, it got me working. So, I don't get why girls have the opportunity to say " see first " when a guy asks her. Lol, I mean boys aren't some play toys you know. You don't wait till all the toys ask you to prom and then you pick the one with the highest quality. Couldn't they just say a straightforward "No" or "Yes". -sigh- then again, girls are girls. So I guess it's their right. Oh just so you know, prom is not for another 6 months. That's why I don't get the sudden interest in it. Oh well, just in case... "Boys, go book 'em girls before it's too late!"
Yeah, so I think I gotta go study. Exams are in 2 weeks so I have to work hard for this one. Till next one peoples, darrenkhoo signing off...

P.S.
Glory, Glory, Man United
Glory, Glory, Man United
Glory, Glory, Man United
And the Reds go marching On, ON, ON!!!

Manchester United all the way!