joke post

Hey guys, I figured that since I didn't have much time I'd just tell you a few jokes to entertain you for the next 5 mins or so.

Joke#1 ( a lil' bit dirty, so if you think you're clean, then you can skip it )

What did the penis say to the condom?
-- " Cover me... I'm going in !"

Joke#2

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: your sense of humor..

Joke#3

Wife: Give me some money. I want to buy a bra.
Husband: Why? You have nothing to put in it!
Wife: Well, You wear shorts!

Joke#4

Wife: I just lost ten pounds!
Husband: Turn around, I think I found them.

Joke#5

Why do farts stink?
So deaf people can enjoy them too.

Oh well, that's about enough jokes for the day. Vote for which joke is the funniest in the poll on the left. xD

till next time peeps,
darren khoo signing off.
PS. wish me luck for exams :)